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It's the shirt that gets the laugh, the compliment, and the \"where did you get that?\" every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Super soft, lightweight Airlume ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) that gets comfier with every wash\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Modern unisex fit that looks great on everyone\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Vibrant, long-lasting print, made to order just for you\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- The perfect funny gift for birthdays, holidays, or that friend who refuses to wait for anything\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather and Maroon, sizes XS to 4XL. Tip: check the size chart; most people order their usual size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGo ahead, add it to your cart. 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