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Printed big across the chest of a warm, cozy hoodie so the joke lands from across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Classic Gildan 18500 heavy blend: a soft cotton\/polyester mix that's warm without being bulky\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Roomy front pouch pocket and a double-lined hood with matching drawstring\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Relaxed unisex fit, perfect for layering on chilly days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Vibrant, long-lasting print, made to order just for you\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- A funny gift that actually gets worn: birthdays, holidays, or just because\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Navy, Dark Heather and Maroon, sizes S to 5XL (size range varies by colour). Tip: size up for an extra-cozy oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy and funny. 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