Cozy now. Not later. Now.

Meet the hoodie for people who don't do waiting. Big, bold retro "I'M INSTANT" lettering in sunset orange sits above a smooth cream "Satisfaction" script, printed across the chest so the joke lands from across the room. Warm, soft, and guaranteed to get a laugh.

Why you'll love it:

- Classic Gildan 18500 heavy blend: a soft cotton/polyester mix that's warm without being bulky

- Roomy front pouch pocket and a double-lined hood with matching drawstring

- Relaxed unisex fit, perfect for layering on chilly days

- Vibrant, long-lasting print, made to order just for you

- A funny gift that actually gets worn: birthdays, holidays, or the friend who wants everything yesterday

Available in Black, Navy, Dark Heather and Maroon, sizes S to 5XL (some colours stop at 3XL). Tip: check the size chart; size up for an extra-cozy oversized look.

Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

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Product information: Gildan 18500, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean